I can do it myself.

Oh my little Austin.  So independent.  He refused to let me help him put on his pajamas tonight.  To his credit he did try to put on his own pajamas.

Then I guess I wasn't moving fast enough in preparing dinner.  I turned around and he had snatched a milk from the garage, climbed into his highchair, put the tray on, and put his own straw in.

This is about 10 pumps of baby shampoo...not only independent but quick too.