You know you are a mother when...

You know you are a mother when you can be hit with projectile vomit at 3 feet and not even bat an eye. LOL


I am not sure you can really see it in the picture but Lincoln has vomit residue coming from both nostrils and his mouth plus his shirt is drenched. What you really can't see is the burp cloth, my shirt, and my jacket that are also drenched in vomit. In addition, I am also sitting in a puddle of vomit. Yuck and yuck!